Thursday, 31 March 2011

Revealed!!! The truth about Barbie's home life!!!!!

STOP THE PRESS!! Barbie is a psychopath! And we have the pictures to prove it. Taken by undercover photographer Mariel Clayton these photos show the depraved bloody reality of Barbie's life - her alcoholism, her excess and worst of all, how she decapitates men and women and stores her victim's heads in her bathroom.

It turns out that while Barbie spends her day posing as a vet, a ballet dancer, and a princess, by night she is scouring the streets and luring men back with promises of sexual favours only to murder them. She often even drinks their blood. How Mariel Clayton escaped her clutches I don't know!
Also Barbie has a rather nice house with two spacious bathrooms. Well I guess she's probably made of money.

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